Secret messages from ninjas

Google does doses

I just wanna make sure you good ppls remember exactly how "not for evil" the Google is. I got a medication from the doctor yesterday that told me to "TAKE 5ML BY MOUTH [thank God] EVERY 6 HOURS..." Now where exactly did I put my milliliter spoon?!? Not to worry...a little plain English in the form of a conversion question dropped into the Google search bar does the trick (by design). Works for math equations too, ya young punks!

Why my boss hates me

From: Chayste
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 12:47 PM
To: Training Team
Subject: RE: Still at Corporate Office

Well one of the chickens (don’t know which) called one of the cows a “dumb butt”. They can be so childish sometimes, but naturally this created a minor scuffle which quickly escalated to involve more chickens and cows, and eventually the pigs. Ma had to come out of the kitchen and threaten the whole bunch with a churn handle, but she knows how to handle em and they quieted down soon enough. Meanwhile, the RN trainings went off without a hitch, the RxStation folks seem to be getting their arms around reviewing and feeding back without too much of a fuss, and the wheat’s comin’in the back 40 a bushel-a-foot! (We’ll need rat traps before the fall is over).

How goes it at the Spam factory?

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From: Bossman, Mr.
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 12:42 PM
To: Training Team
Subject: Still at Corporate Office

How goes it at the farm?

Mr. Bossman

Supreme Overlord, Hospital Training

Hospital